Whether you have been the person initiating the break up or the person on the receiving end, no doubt you have heard some real doozies throughout the course of your dating life. I know I have and each time it happens I just add one more to my collection of “did she really say that?”. You will probably be surprised by some of these and you may have actually heard them before but just not picked up on what you were being told (or maybe you played dumb). Either way here are 75 blow off quotes that you most certainly don’t want to hear:
Blow off lines:
“I talked to God about it, and He said that you weren’t right for me.”
“I like you, but not in *that* way”
You ask for their number and get back “XXX-867-5309”. Think about it…
“I thought about it and because you are Jewish it means you are going to burn in hell for all of eternity and I just don’t think I can deal with that”
“We need to talk”
“Sorry, I’m more into the kind of guys who are, you know, into girls.”
“Let’s don’t, but say we did..”
“I don’t know why you think we’re gonna go together cause we never will”
“You know what this is; let’s not make this any harder than it has to be…”
“I know you’ve always been there for me and you would make any girl happy, but I wanna see other people”
“Sorry, but I’m married”
“Lose my number.”
“You’re such a great person; you need to be with someone who can give you the attention you deserve.”
“I got engaged last month. I know I should’ve told you that earlier.”
“I’m sorry I didn’t tell you this sooner, but I’ve been in a relationship for the past 3 and half years.”
“I’m sorry but Tuesday is the only night I can get my windshield tinted.”
From a girl, “you helped me decide that I like other girls”
“Welcome to Dumpsville! Population: You!”
“You’re TOO nice…”.
“I love you, but I’m not in love with you.”
“I’m in a weird place right now.”
“I need space.”
“Right now, I’m just not able to give you the intimacy that you’re looking for and that you deserve”
“Haven’t I seen you somewhere before” and they reply “yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore”
“I’d rather gargle with glass than have sex with you, besides you look too much like my sister and I don’t even have one!”
“My mom won’t let me go out with you”
“I can’t go to lunch I have to take a nap”
“I would rather be gang raped behind a back alley of an AIDS clinic than ever be touched by you again.”
“I wouldn’t want to lose our friendship”
“I wouldn’t want your hand to get jealous”
“I’ve gotta go do a thing”
“I wish you nothing but the best!”
“Get Lost, Now”
“It’s not that we couldn’t work well together, it’s that I couldn’t stand looking at you in bed without being drunk”
“I’d love to go out with you, but, I’m scheduled for a Karma transplant tonight”
“If I throw you a bone…will you promise to leave”
“I’m not into dating at this point”
“I just threw up a bit in my mouth”
“Contact me again and I’m getting my lawyer involved”
“As long as I’m able to still feed myself, I’ll never go out with you”
“You are as ugly as sin”
“I’m sorry but I’m gay”
“You’re not my type”
“I just want to be friends”
“I’ve already lowered my standards, but not low enough to date you”
“Sorry I’ve decided to stay with my boyfriend”
“Go @#% yourself”
“You‘re a loser and you have body odor”
“Good luck on your search”
“I’m not willing to date someone that lives more than 10 miles away”
“It’s not you, it’s me”
“It’s not me, it’s you”
“You’re just not the right one for me”
“I found someone else that knows how to appreciate me”
“I need more from a relationship”
“I accidentally slept with someone else”
Other ways to know:
If they keep calling you the wrong name, even after you correct them.
If you ask a girl what time it is and she tells you she’s not allowed to talk to guys.
When you ask for their number, they say sure and start with 999…NEVERMIND and then takes off.
If you see them out on a date with someone else.
If at the end of a phone conversation, you ask to see them again, and they say they have to check their schedule and get back to you.
If your rain check on your date keeps getting extended.
When you see them online but never hear from them.
If they do show up for a date but then turn around and walk out.
If they don’t show up for a date.
When they file a restraining order on you.
While at dinner your date goes to the restroom, but then sits down at another table with someone else.
When at dinner, your date keeps flirting with the person at the next table.
When someone says “Check Please” but you are not at a restaurant.
If you call the number you just got and get the joke hotline.
If they don’t call you back.
When you ask them out and they say “I have something to do, I’m not sure what but I know I have something”.
When you ask them out and they just start laughing.
When asking them out, they ask if you want to borrow their glasses. When you ask why, they say so you can see that I’m not in your league.
If on your date they keep talking on the phone to other people.
You get butt dialed and they are making out with someone else.
You accidentally get a text from them about where they are meeting you later (and they are currently with you).